History

Although Lime Beer has been around for centuries, it's low profile and highly addictive nature meant that there was no need to take up arms against the Establishment (who were getting their cut anyway). It was only with the rising of the Christian Taliban in the early 21st Century that it became necessary to arm ourselves and take to the hills to join our brethren in the Linux Militia.

Armed only with our limes and our Red Hat Unleashed books (there's a free plug, boys, how about a complimentary copy - FC3 would be nice), we have remained steadfast against the Black Regiments of Holy Redmond, and the combined staff of The Fux Spews Chunder (we report - you deride), lead by the Diabolical Duo, Calamity and Homo.

In recent times, our numbers, swollen by all the anti-establishment cats driven into our arms by the Holy System, have reached 98.5% of the world's population, fighting under our Open Source Lime Green Banner with the Penguin totem. That just leaves George Dubberyar Bush and his religious right holding out. Getting damn crowded in these hills, I can tell you.

Despite the efforts of the Black One in his Holy Redmond Tower, who has flooded pay TV with documentaries on the making of his XBox ©®™, our support base grows and soon control of the planet will be back in the hands of the people*.(*'pipples' for Desi Arnez fans)

Preparatory College for the Anti Piracy Gestapo

Head Honcho, RIAA Secret Police

We are anti violence and we have never planned to blow up Holy Redmond , no matter what you may have heard to the contrariwise. Too much shit to clean up.